Hey! It's you! I was hoping you might mosey on over...

You’re those couple’a spunks who want to tie the knot because you’re crazy in love (and a little weird in general).

The two laid back lovers - full of laughs, great banter and Margs on a Wednesday night. Just like magic, your idea of romance isn’t always extravagant, but often kept safe in the small gestures.

“HECK YEAH!” I hear you scream, as you wave your gorgeous arms to and fro. My guess is you'd like a fun, personal ceremony, without any fluff, any filler or any other unnecessary shit. Just a little something that takes on the character of your relationship and sums up your story. Authentic, emotional, relatable and a bit worn around the edges.

I’ve got news for you - it’s me!

My name's Loz. 

I’m a more than average love-liker and a fairly creative writer. So, for the sake of authenticity, the inspiration for your ceremony (content to delivery) comes straight from your glorious minds. With a bit (a lot) of Salt and Pepper added by mine.

I don’t repeat boring facts, I engage your guests by telling your story.⁠ Whether it’s you and two witnesses, 20 of your nearest and dearest or 250 legends looking on, there’s always absurd enthusiasm (how long has she been friends with them?), unreal character representation (omg that’s so him!), relatable lol’s (belly brewed hahas) and real life romance (ooh ahhs).⁠ It’s a bit of a rollercoaster, to be honest, because
most relationships are. If your Ceremony is delivered properly, you’ll stumble out of it feeling alive, satisfied and wishing you could ride the thing one more time.⁠

Any experience with me comes with a cheeky grin, cruisey attitude, lots of laughs and a genuine interest in making the dream come true. I’m there to pump you up, calm you down and soothe your sweet little souls leading into and the entire way through your big show. I love what I do and I dare say that much will be obvious.

I’m quite fond of a good vibe - if you’ve got one, get in touch. Let’s get this show on the road!

Tying the HUman KNot

quick hitch

The MC Gig   

Personalised Vows  

A tale of two; the story of you. ‘Tying the Human Knot’ is a completely personalised ceremony, written from scratch. It speaks your language, reflects your relationship and sums you up as a couple. It's fun! It's relaxed! It's relatable!

It is not a snooze fest. There are no boring bits. All the content comes from YOU, with heaps of exaggeration and innuendo added by ME. Your guests will belly laugh and ugly cry as they ride the rollercoaster that is your very own Rom Com.

The ceremony itself will be unlike anything you’ve seen before, BECAUSE THERE IS NO STORY LIKE YOURS!

This package includes a few meetings, unlimited correspondence, preparation and lodgement of all legal documents, mandatory Marriage Certificate provided by the BDM ($60), help with personalised vows and a Bluetooth PA system (so we can throw the mic at each other.)

A ‘Quick Hitch’ is the equivalent to a good old fashioned (2-3 minute) registry wedding. This wedding party includes you and your love, your two witnesses and me to officiate the legal marriage! Get your stopwatches ready, because this will be the quickest hitching you'll ever see. 

*No personalisation - legal components only.
*Ceremonies are held in Newcastle - an extra fee will apply for travel. 

While Uncle Mick and Bestie Dan are dead-set legends and tell a bloody good story, they’re also fond of a beverage and get a bit loosey-goosey after dark. Leave those loveable loons to enjoy their frothy beers, exquisite food and great looking guests. Although I WILL have MANY drinks and wiggles with you, I can also keep your squad at a somewhat sensible version of lunatics. Or we can all go nuts together - totally up to you! 

This value-add saves your bum and boosts your confidence all at once. All three of us catch up for a drink - we discuss the vibe/tone of vows you've already agreed on or create one from scratch. Then we split! One at a time, we'll dive in. I'll ask a few questions, we'll have a laugh, you'll word vomit on to me and I'll write your vows (in the agreed tone and structure) LIVE, as you speak. This way, we make the magic together.

You take a browse over them - make any final changes and waa-laa! VOWS DONE. Everyone is on the same page (or at least reading the same book), we’re all stoked and no-one gets their knickers twisted. *This service is available if I am AND if I am not your Celebrant.



Elope with us

Sometimes getting hitched is cooler/funner/more exciting and romantic when it’s intimate, with just a handful of your nearest and dearest, while on a mountain/in a field/skydiving - WE GET IT. 

Each relationship is unique, as will be the way a couple chooses to make their commitment. If a big wedding with all the bells and whistles doesn’t tickle your fancy, THAT’S TOPS - we’d like to offer you the ultimate adventure.

Picture this: you (it would be weird if you weren't there), your lover and a handful guests, perched on a mountain peak, a cliff edge, an open field, overlooking rolling green hills, beachside, on an island, wandering around a farm or in a cave - Getting married. Enjoy a completely personalised ceremony by Loz, with Rhys capturing every drop of your emotion. When the Big Show ends, dance off into the sunset for some portraits and then spend the rest of your time celebrating with your people. 

We want to do whatever it is that sings to your soul, wherever that song takes you. Easily! Fuss Free. And pretty friggen special. 

*Note - Loz is our preferred Marriage Celebrant, however you are welcome to include an alternative Marriage Celebrant, of your choice. In this case, prices may differ.


Celebrant, Photographer and your Destination of choice 

Personalised Ceremony - tailored to you
Preparation and lodgement of all legal documents
Mandatory Marriage Certificate provided by the BDM ($60)
Help with personalised vows 
Bluetooth PA system - (you can play your tunes through this beast too)
Professional Photography - 2 hours 
Professional Editing 
All images returned via a personal online gallery 

*Travel charge dependant on location.
*Jumping out of a plane may incur an extra fee. Totally worth, we would say!