Look at you, you big, gorgeous lunatics! 

You're in love! We want your day to be just as dreamy as you do - so we've worked on a few different packages to make sure we have something to fill those hungry-for-fun bods to the fullest. (Cause, we like fun too.)

If you don't see what you're looking for, get in touch! We'd love to do a Dumbledore and make something all nice and magicy together. 

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MARRY ME

It’s you! I was hoping you might mosey on over…

You’re those couple’a spunks that want to tie the knot because you’re crazy in love (and a little weird in general).

The two laid back lovers - full of laughs, great banter and Amaretto Sours on a Wednesday night.

Just like magic, your idea of romance isn’t always extravagant, but often kept safe in the small gestures. 

“HECK YEAH!” I hear you scream, as you wave your gorgeous arms to and fro. 

It sounds like you want a fun ceremony. A little something that takes on the character of your relationship and sums up your story. Authentic, emotional, relatable and a little worn around the edges. 

I’ve got news for you - it’s me!

Hey, i’m Loz. 

As a hopeless romantic and an outrageously affectionate human, my favourite part of this gig is getting to know my couples and understanding the juice of their relationship. This means, second to making sure you and your guests have an epic time, is the connection we build before the day. That is to say, I have never and will never walk into a wedding as a stranger, because for me to tell your story with just as much personality as your relationship, I need to be just as emotionally invested in your day as you are! 

While I believe your wedding ceremony is sacred and incredibly special, I also encourage this experience to be fun, on the wild side and FULL of character - just like you! 

I’m a more than average love-liker and a fairly creative writer. So, for the sake of authenticity, the inspiration for your ceremony (content to delivery) comes straight from your mouth. I ask questions to inspire an appreciation for one another - the hilarious moments you’ve had in the past, how you feel moment to moment and the tasty adventure that will be your future. 

In other words, I dig deep. Because I want to speak your language, I want to nail the punchlines and I want your guests begging for more! Besides, all that dirt gives me an epic insight into the ooh’s, ahh’s and haha’s of the life you’ve built together. It encourages me to tell your tale in a way that you and all your guests can relate to. Essentially, your ceremony is a Rom Com and your characters are the Real Deal. 

“That is so THEM,” your guests will chuckle, as they hear about that time you did that thing.

Any experience with me comes with an unshakeable bright energy and light hearted attitude - I like fun, basically. I’m here to pump you up, calm you down and soothe your sweet little souls. I love what I do and I dare say that much will be obvious. 

If you’re hungry for some level 11/10 loving, get in touch. I promise to feed you well. 

Tying the HUman KNot

Short and Sweetheart 

The MC Gig    

Personalised Vows   

Each wedding tells the tale of two; the story of you. ‘Tying the Human Knot’ is a completely personalised ceremony, written from scratch. It speaks your language, reflects your relationship and sums you up as a couple. The ceremony itself will be unlike anything you’ve seen before, BECAUSE THERE IS NO STORY LIKE YOURS!

This package includes a few meetings, unlimited correspondence, preparation and lodgement of all legal documents, mandatory Marriage Certificate provided by the BDM ($60), help with personalised vows and a Bluetooth PA system (so we can throw the mic at each other.)

A ‘Short and Sweetheart’ is the equivalent to a good old fashioned (2-3 minute) registry wedding. This wedding party includes you and your love, your two witnesses and me to officiate the legal marriage! Ceremonies are held in Newcastle only - an extra fee may apply to hold them elsewhere. *Please keep in mind the only personalisation in this ceremony is your names. Get your stopwatches ready, as it includes legal components only.

While Uncle Mick and Bestie Dan are dead-set legends and tell a bloody good story, they’re also fond of a beverage and get a bit loosey-goosey after dark. Leave those loveable loons to enjoy their frothy beers, exquisite food and great looking guests. Although I WILL have MANY drinks and wiggles with you, I can also keep your squad at a somewhat sensible version of lunatics. Or we can all go nuts together - totally up to you! 

This value-add saves your bum and boosts your confidence all at once. All three of us catch up for a drink - we discuss the vibe/tone of vows you've already agreed on or create one from scratch. Then we split! One at a time, we'll dive in. I'll ask a few questions, we'll have a laugh, you'll word vomit on to me and I'll write your vows (in the agreed tone and structure) LIVE, as you speak. This way, we make the magic together.

You take a browse over them - make any final changes and waa-laa! VOWS DONE. Everyone is on the same page (or at least reading the same book), we’re all stoked and no-one gets their knickers twisted. *This service is available if I am AND if I am not your Celebrant.

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Packages

1. I get to see how you legends interact as a couple - things like intimacy, communication and just how comfortable you are in-front of the camera. This helps me work out the best way to capture authentic emotion on your big day.

2. It helps YOU get to know ME. The more interactions we have, the better we get to know each other. By the time your wedding day rolls around, we’ll be mates, pals, amigos, shake & bake, whatever... I think this bonding is so important to instinctively capture the best moments between you. 

3. You get some sick, intimate photos of your relationship, or whatever the hell it is you like doing together. 

I love travelling and i’m crazy about beers. Whoever you are, wherever you are, i’d love to grab one with you and hear more about your day. Get in touch, let’s chat!

G’day! I’m Rhys (and this is our bear, Mosely).

My half of this Maxi-bon type team is to tell the visual story of your day. Although I will ask you to say and do some silly things, i’m not much for shooting posed pictures. I am all for living in the moment, so I like to catch the in-betweens. The authentic action between two, the quiet as well as the outrageous, emotion in all it’s forms! 

Just like Loz, i’m a big fan of making pals before the big day. Catching up a few times means i’ll be a friendly and familiar face. (That idiot with the bad jokes.) You’re stuck with me all day, so my goal is to make you feel comfortable and confident. When you’re tossing back chicken wings and flicking through your albums in 100 years, you’ll smile and say, geez that was fun. 

All wedding packages come with a complimentary engagement (or location) shoot & in most cases a few beers.




SHOOT ME

There’s a couple of reasons I do this: 

The Whole Kit and Caboodle 

Couples Shoot / Maternity Shoot  

Digital to Print   

The Essentials  

Prep to Farewell 

Professional Photography - 10 hours 
Professional Editing 
All images returned via a personal online gallery 
Complimentary couples shoot

On location 

Professional Photography - 2 hours
Professional Editing
All images returned via a personal online gallery

Print and album options available via the legends over at Atkins Pro Lab. Let’s talk about what works for you. 

Something else in mind? I want to know about it!
Get in touch and we can create a custom package! 

Ceremony to Cake Cutting 

Professional Photography - 6 hours 
Professional Editing 
All images returned via a personal online gallery 
Complimentary couples shoot

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Elope with us

Sometimes getting hitched is cooler/funner/more exciting and romantic when it’s intimate, with just a handful of your nearest and dearest, while on a mountain/in a field/skydiving - WE GET IT. 

Each relationship is unique, as will be the way a couple chooses to make their commitment. If a big wedding with all the bells and whistles doesn’t tickle your fancy, THAT’S GREAT - we’d like to offer you something that focuses more on the bare bones of your relationship.

Picture this: you (of course), your lover and a handful guests, perched on a mountain peak, a cliff edge, an open field, overlooking rolling green hills, beachside, on an island, wandering around a farm - maybe you’re having a groove atop some hay bales. The sun could be soaking into your skin, maybe we’re in shade with a breeze swishing around the good vibes - it could be bucketing down rain and we’re huddled on the verandah of an abandon house. We want to do whatever it is that sings to your soul, wherever that song takes you.

Loz does the marrying, Rhys does the snapping, you two get hitched as hell!



*Note - Loz is our preferred Marriage Celebrant, however you are SO welcome to include an alternative Marriage Celebrant, of your choice. In this case, prices may differ.


THE WILD ONES

Celebrant, Photographer and your Destination of choice 

Personalised Ceremony - tailored to you
Preparation and lodgement of all legal documents
Mandatory Marriage Certificate provided by the BDM ($60)
Help with personalised vows 
Bluetooth PA system - (you can play your tunes through this beast too)
Professional Photography - 2 hours 
Professional Editing 
All images returned via a personal online gallery 
ONE HELLUVA TIME! 

*Travel charge dependant on location.
*Jumping out of a plane may incur an extra fee. Totally worth, we would say! 

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Do we do the things separately? 

Yes pumpkin face, of course. 

Now, stop filling your guts with all that chocolate until after dinner! 

Celebrancy, MC and Photography are offered as individual services and we often do them seperately! We get a real kick out of mixing it up and working with other rad vendors, in and out of those fields. We’re proud as bloody punch to stand alongside those rockstars! 

However, we’re also hopeless romantics. Naturally, we love working TOGETHER, too! 

If you consider yourself just as cute and hungry as that little girl off the Taco add, humming the tune of “why can’t we have both?” Get in touch because:

YOU CAN! 

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